Roster

Allison - A shy girl who conserves her energy until the moment she unleashes it all upon the ball.

Buttons - A boy with a generic name who is still looking to be noticed, hence all the singing.

Cassem - The newbie that caught on quickly and endears me as the Godfather.

Fish - A vertically challanged first baseman with the heart of Rudy.

Holmes - The all-american blonde haired, blue eyed boy who just sits there and looks good.

Janel - The sex symbol and huge fan of  the giant pink Taco.

Kerri - The typical crazy irish girl.  Go Tongs!!

Klef - Powerful legged student who makes it whenever he skips class.  Don't tell his profs.

Lisa - The cheerleader turned superjock whose head gets bigger everytime someone reads this.

Smithers - The porn king whose ultra competitive attitude fuels the team and keeps others playing by the rules.

Steph - Nothing gets her excited like big red balls.

Stock - aka Superman, whose super powers produce runs, and deny opponents from scoring.   

The Brad - Foreign exchange student from Iowa whose arms aren't the only thing that's big.  (his smile perverts)

Z - Head Drunk Flamingo, need we say more.

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